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We begin day 165 with plans to attack city hall. We begin gathering the necessary details and it seems to be going wonderfully. We also get a request to send three cops to a old-folks party, and one thing leads to another as one cop enjoyed himself too much and decides to live a life of a male...

We begin day 163 by dealing with a veterans protest and city hall wanting us to do unmentionable things to them... Fortunately we do nothing about it and just piss off the Mayor even more. It's like our past-time now. We manage to catch a few criminals who are animal activists and take things...

During a somewhat slow day day in the office, we get a call about a werewolf which gets me going about odd creatures in our world. Especially the deep sea creatures... probably the most craziest ones out there.

We start the day with another failure... and that just spirals the day. We deal with some outrageous calls and refuse work that involves cleaning up our own feces... Darnell gets labelled as a drug user, and we finish off another investigation, sort of. FAILURE!!!!!

On day 160, we handle a few calls involving suicide threat, vandalism and prostitution. In addition we decide to not go to a call, just because we thought it sounded funny. I also share an odd story involving a prostitute from a few years back. Plus we get invited to a poker game. Can we break even?

Hey guys, I'm a little late posting these videos on here due to the fact I had a bad fever for the last few days. But now that i'm a bit better, I can finally have the energy to post my last two videos. So here is more fantastic police work from me.

On day 157, we get introduced to the labor union who needs our help in a potential threat to them. In addition to a new service, we also deal with a naked women, who decides to pose nude in winter, and manages to steal a gun from a cop... Dam men, so easily swayed by a naked woman.

Throughout our 58 episode series, we've always questioned the $500,000 dollar mark Jack is looking to achieve. Today we get our answer to that very specific number... but that's not all we get, as certain circumstances put us in a position where we question... is this the end?

We finally reach the three digit mark and begin our 100th day. But it's not going to be all balloons and confetti, other than that one time in the video, but it'll be filled with horrible references to possibly the most disgusting movie series out there, a pervert priest and several calls which...

Today gets grim as an murder investigation begins and resembles a well known fictional story. When will Freeburgh be free of these horrible murders? To be honest, probably never as people are sick as F**k in this city...

I begin this day slow, but end up having to control, plan and deal with a PLETHORA of calls.. Like Ohh my god. Calls spanning from poisoned coffee, to firefights in the street, to even one where a man is strangling a woman in the woods...... WTF!?! Why can't I get a "save my kitten" call...

As we all saw in Seinfeld the Kavorka is a strong aphrodisiac which empowers women to jump on you whenever they see you. This holds true for our police officers when we deal with a well known actor being ravaged by women. Sometimes the Kavorka could be dangerous.

As I continue down the path to become the best, most well known police chief that cleaned up Freeburgh... some things happen which kind of negate me from following my path... Let's just say I've gone to far in one instance and in another, the game kind of GLITCHED out on me!!! OHH GOD!

The time has finally come to capture our biggest known criminal... too bad the day had to end an hour too early. Though I feel that the next day will be a good day, that is if my investigator can hang in there. Listen I know I'm making him work like a dog, but this is the BIGGEST mafia man out...

We get a surprise mission from God and earn some special service from it. Still not sure how I can benefit from it.

We continue being the best police chief around and hire someone who takes our breath away. Not to mention we also have a cop who's dishonored the badge... So disappointing.

We end up going to a crack house and get a surprise from a naked man with a shotgun.. Safe to assume he was under an influence.

One call becomes concerning when one photographer can't control his urges, and makes a drastic move.

Here are episodes 41 & 42 from today's uploads. I wouldn't do two of them at once in this post, but I wasn't able to get to this earlier today... how wonderful! ENJOY!

Nothing beats getting more Suspicious Individual calls..